Why did the one-armed man cross the street?
A: He saw a second-hand store!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt
What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A: A Sandwich
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A: You put a little boogey in it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummi bear
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other: It sure is hot in here. The other muffin said: Oh my gosh, a talking muffin!